Tweets for Today

• 10:45 Haha, getting paid to watch "Frasier" ain't too bad. Today is muuuuuuch more slow than yesterday. Thank god. #
• 23:23 Chicago just honked all over the washing machine. Awesome... Because I don't get to clean up NEAR enough of THAT on a day-to-day basis. D: #
• 23:39 Dude, my brother's a hero and stuff. tinyurl.com/crjtne #

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