Tweets for Today

• 01:55 Sooo hungry. Lack motivation to make food. **gurgle** Will continue to live off of ice water until further notice. #
• 02:11 Haha, bribed Poodle into cooking chilimac by giving him the mocha frappucino(oh, belay your snide remarks) I got for tomorrow morning. #
• 03:05 @Kitosoma You either have a MUCH looser definition of "hate" than I do, or are much, much more forgiving. #
• 03:16 I am missing one Spiderman sock & one Batman sock. The world, obviously, is ending. Cruel Fate!! #
• 09:16 @dtyvk The thought occurred to me, but the Batman one is v. thick, and is actually a slipper-sock. So that wouldn't work. #
• 09:17 @Kyomana Nobody likes a bushy pussy! #
• 09:18 You know what woulda been great? If the agency had called to let me know that my patient was back on private care & didn't need me AT 7 AM. #
• 09:32 That's it. I'm upset. My bosses are twats, & I'm going to go ball 'em out. Somebody find me where to buy Batman underpants, so I feel better #
• 10:53 I just realized I've been drinking out of the wrong side of my travel mug. Jesus Christ, three hours of sleep was not enough. #
• 13:48 Aaaand Poodle & I are both reg'd for FWA. $70 later(I'm cheap), somebody tell me I'm a good sister to him! X3 #
• 14:12 @TyyenRochan Awww, I wish y'all could too-- Maybe next time, eh? I'll bring Wifey. #
• 15:18 Nobody can stay in a bad mood while listening to Madness's "It Must Be Love." Insta-happy. Mmmmm. #
• 15:54 @ftmkeith "Easier to poke a hole than build a pole," as they say! #
• 17:30 OMFG Mom got to help out at a horrific car wreck on the Hwy. I miss ALL THE GOOD STUFF. GODDAMMIT. No gore for me. :'( #
• 17:39 @lildobe I haven't even started my EMT-B yet, sweetie. Fighting with my old school, still. #
• 17:42 @lildobe Yeah, I'm not so down with the Nurse thing. The other day, somebody called me a Nurse, and I was actually kind of offended. X3 #
• 20:31 @lildobe Home health care-- Nothing fancy. Or fun. :/ #

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