Tweets for Today

• 01:09 tinyurl.com/dkvl4p Gonna marry this girl. **jaw drops** #
• 13:45 @ftmkeith Psst-- Turkey bacon tastes the same as ucky pig bacon, and Lactaid's milk tastes like, you know... real milk! I get the fat-free. #
• 13:45 @ftmkeith ...I get the fat-free, Calcium-fortified kind, because it doesn't taste so... I dunno, heavy? But it all tastes like normal milk. #
• 17:12 Lesson of the day: Cats do not like to be put on diets. #
• 20:55 Oh my god. Spent $73 at Michaels-- It was $97 before the coupon. OUCH. I better make it all back in sales, is all I'm sayin'! #

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