Tweets for Today

• 11:16 Haven't slept in 24 hours. Starting to wane somewhat. #
• 17:39 I worked so hard yesterday & I just wanted to sleep but I had bad dreams & so I came out to work & DAMMIT I CAN'T GET MY VITAMIN WATER OPEN #
• 17:58 My uncle just called. He is basically V.2.0 of my grandpa. We haven't talked in 10 years or so. I'd rather go back to the nightmare. #
• 20:44 Mmm... No meal is complete without cat hair. #

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