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• 07:04 @Kyomana Derpderrrrrrrp........! Where is the scan, woman? I want to share the splendor of Susan. X3 #
• 09:09 @ftmethan OH MY GOD PICK A NAME D: #
• 12:35 Mom: "Hey, you want a milkshake?" <beat> Me: "...I'm Lactose-intolerant, Mom." Mom, laughing: "Oh yeah!" #
• 14:32 Ugh god, this is the whole reason I didn't want a milkshake. I'm going to go back to Starbucks and throttle that little twerp. Later. #
• 15:01 @eimhin He did, the raggedy bitch. I'll cuss him good, just as soon as I can stop bein' sick. D: #
• 15:41 @sargeabernathy Sounds pretty decent, but there's more to ask about it before one could be sure. #
• 19:17 The trouble with Twitter: tinyurl.com/d32yf8 #
• 19:51 I hear the first cicadas of the year!! OMG I am so excited by the sound of those horrible, horrible bugs. #

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