Tweets for Today

• 00:30 One year ago today, I held my grandpa's hand while he died. It's been a long year. I wasn't ready, & I resented it. I still do. Bottoms up. #
• 01:57 MORE new smut up on FA-- Coloured one of the warmup sketches from earlier. Fellatio is fun to draw. #
• 02:28 @lildobe Sorry sweetie-- Ya gots to bear in mind, I like the bewbs more than the peen. I've taken your request to heart, though, I promise! #
• 03:11 Oh my FUCKING GOD, Myspace whores. Isn't that trend dead yet? PLEASE stop trying to add me just because I'm bisexual. Ugh. #
• 03:50 Holy wow, Carbon Leaf. I've missed you. Memories of Evan and Cyprus and the Russian Mafia and Carob trees. Mmmmm. #
• 03:50 @BrokenAngel Rowrrr! :D #
• 04:30 @quarkmonkey Oh my god, whatever happened to blueberries, or lemon & powdered sugar? Yikes. #
• 04:44 Wow, a bottle of Sailor Jerry's goes faster than you'd think. I guess it's bedtime. <.< #
• 14:11 @sargeabernathy This is just to let you know that I, at least, can see your tweets just fine. :3 #
• 14:24 @sargeabernathy Oh snap, for really? You can draw a He-Dae, if it makes you more comfortable. X3 #
• 14:26 tinyurl.com/aq3a47 Go vote for Kaylee, all you Sirefly fans(and not)! #
• 14:45 @sargeabernathy I think you just apply. #
• 18:51 Haha, Puck keeps sniffing @ my food and then headbutting me all lovingly. Nice try, buster, but I'm not buying it! MY chikkins. #
• 23:24 It's fucking HAILING. What the deuce, Nature? It was lovely two days ago! My poor Daffodils... My poor TRUCK!! D: #

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